Skinny Jeans

Skinny jeans in a plus size clothing store is an oxymoron.

Happy Happy

"If you're happy, happy things will happen to you." ~ Bernie Parent

All I've Got

All I've got are memories and this little thing called hope.

- Tyler Barham

Y's

I don't have ex's, I have y's.

As in...Y the hell did I do that?

It really IS what men do!

You should just go about your business, piss me off, and not give a fuck. It's what men do!

-Marnie, Girls

I Feel Pretty

Today when I look in the mirror I think I look pretty.

I need to work on feeling like that every day.

What Not to Wear

Just a little advice for the day...

Just because it fits, doesn't mean you should wear it.

Just because you can wear it, doesn't mean it fits.

= me

Twelve single years later and the common denominator is ....me?

*gasp*

Be Honest

My love is unconditional, make no mistake,
I don't ask for much, just be honest, with me.

- Jason Mraz

8 letters

Love has 8 letters...but so does bullshit.

~ unknown